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THE HUMAN API

AI can plan it.Humans make it real.

AI writes the brief, the script, and the report. Trained people shake the hands, answer the questions, and bring back what customers actually said.

Plan your first mission →

Explore the brief and planned budget. No account or payment.

FTC-disclosed · every scriptWaitlist only to start · nothing to buy yetSanta Monica first
THE WAITLIST · FREE · NO COMMITMENT
Which one are you?

Plan a small field pilot: customer interviews, sampling or a local activation. Tell us the place, objective and timing; availability is not confirmed yet.

Waitlist only for now — nothing to buy yet. We never sell your information.

01 · REQUEST

An AI decides something should happen in the real world.

The vision: a brand, an agency, or an AI agent requests a mission with a location, time, audience, brief and proof requirements. The public mission API is planned, not available yet.

POST /v1/missions201 Created
{
"type": "sampling",
"brand": "Loam Coffee",
"where": "Santa Monica Farmers Market",
"window": "Sat 09:00–13:00",
"humans": 2,
"script": { "disclosure": "locked" },
"proof": ["gps", "photos", "conversations"]
}
→ msn_8K2Q · dispatching…
API preview — the shape of what we're building.
02 · DISPATCH

A local business sends one of its own.

A café on a quiet morning accepts the mission and sends a staffer who's already trained on the brief. The business stays the employer and earns from hours it was paying for anyway.

CREW PARTNER ACCEPTEDETA 6 min
Corner café · Santa Monica
1 staffer assigned by the café
✓ Brief read · quiz passed
✓ Disclosure line confirmed
Walking over · 0.3 mi
Planned partner workflow — not yet open for booking.
03 · EXECUTE

A real person shows up and does the work.

The planned experience brings check-ins, disclosed conversations and proof into one dashboard. The simulation also previews QR measurement; tracked links must be provided by the brand.

LIVE · SANTA MONICA FARMERS MKTOn site
✓ Checked in 09:02 · 38 m from pin
✓ “I'm here with Loam Coffee. This is a paid promotion.”
Conversations 0
QR scans 0
Proof photos 0
“Less screen time” is landing with parents.
Simulation. Every number here is illustrative.
04 · RETURN

What happened comes back — and teaches the next call.

Proof, conversations, and what actually worked flow back to the requester as structured data. Every mission sharpens the next brief. That loop is the product.

WEBHOOK · mission.completed200 OK
{
"mission": "msn_8K2Q",
"conversations": 47, "scans": 18,
"best_line": "less screen time",
"lift_vs_alt": 3.2,
"proof": ["12 photos", "gps"],
"next": "rebook Sundays"
}
Illustrative payload. The network gets smarter with every mission.
WAITLIST ONLY TO START

Be first when the humans deploy.

We're not booking missions or taking payments yet. We open city by city as crews come on — and the first brands and businesses on the list get invited first.

THE WAITLIST · FREE · NO COMMITMENT
Which one are you?

Plan a small field pilot: customer interviews, sampling or a local activation. Tell us the place, objective and timing; availability is not confirmed yet.

Waitlist only for now — nothing to buy yet. We never sell your information.

THREE WAYS IN

One network. Everyone on it comes out ahead.

FOR BRANDSPut real people in front of real customers.Post a mission, approve the script, watch check-ins and conversations arrive, and get an AI report on what actually landed.I need humans →
FOR BUSINESSES WITH A TEAMTurn slow hours into new revenue.Cafés, gyms, studios, event and staffing companies: deploy your own people on paid brand missions when the floor is quiet. You stay their employer; we pay your business.I have a team →
FOR PEOPLEHelp shape field work in your city.Tell us what interests you. The individual participation model is still being finalized. Joining the list is free and is not an offer of work.I want to join →
HOW IT WORKS

From brief to boots on the ground in four steps.

01AI plans the missionLocations, timing, audience, and a compliant script — generated from your brief, editable by you.
02Local crews trainA partner business's own staff study your brief, pass a quiz, and confirm the disclosure line before going live.
03They deployGPS check-in at the venue, proof photos and structured interaction logs make the work reviewable.
04You get insightsAn AI report on what messages worked, who responded, and what to run next.
FIVE MISSION TYPES

One template for every way a human beats an ad.

Every mission ships with a trained script, disclosure line, and proof requirements.
M-01Wear & RepresentOperators wear your merch at high-traffic spots and answer the question everyone asks: “what’s that?”up to 4 hrs
M-02Handout / QRSamples, flyers, or codes handed to your audience. Bring your own tracked QR link to measure responses.up to 4 hrs
M-03Customer DiscoveryStructured conversations with real prospects. Objections, language, and buying signals, logged verbatim.scripted
M-04Event ReconEyes and ears at conferences, markets, and launches. Competitor intel and crowd sentiment, same day.per event
M-05Retail AuditShelf placement, pricing, and staff knowledge checked across stores — with photo proof of every visit.per store
THE AI CAMPAIGN REPORT

Every mission ends with an answer.

Operators log every conversation. The AI turns raw field notes into message performance, objections, and a recommended next move after HQ reviews and completes the campaign.

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Campaign Report — Loam Coffee
MSN-0447 · Santa Monica · Jun 27–28, 2026
ILLUSTRATIVE SAMPLE
47
conversations
18
QR scans
12
qualified leads

Across 47 interactions, “less screen time” outperformed “AI-powered” 3.2× — strongest response came from parents with kids under 5.

“less screen time”
3.2×
“AI-powered”
1.0×
Recommended: rebook Sundays, lead with screen-time message.Clone & rebook
COMPLIANCE IS THE PRODUCT

Your brand's face in public. Treated that way.

Every campaign passes a Mission Safety Score before a single operator is booked. Disclosure isn't fine print here — it's the first line of every script.

FTC disclosure, built inEvery script includes a locked paid-endorsement line. Operators can’t skip it, brands can’t remove it. Acknowledgements are stored.
Claims checkAI plus a deterministic scan flag unverifiable product claims before your script is approved. Sweepstakes, alcohol, cannabis, tobacco, firearms, gambling, and political campaigns are blocked.
Planned crew-partner modelWe plan to contract with businesses that deploy and supervise their own staff. The operating agreements and partner workflow must be finalized before paid missions open.
Permits are on youYou confirm municipal and property permission. Santa Monica and the City of Los Angeles have their own rules. This app does not issue permits.
Training quiz — not a background checkOperators pass your mission’s FTC disclosure quiz. Background checks are not enabled until an FCRA vendor and consent flow exist.
Mission Safety ScoreMSN-0447
98
Illustrative safety review
Sample campaign · not an approval or launch certification
FTC disclosure in scriptPASS
Claims checkPASS
Permit responsibility (buyer)ACK
Background checks (FCRA)OFF
Safety reviewPASS
Required disclosure, spoken in every conversation: “I'm here with Loam Coffee today. This is a paid promotion.”
PLANNED PRICING · WAITLIST ONLY FOR NOW

Start with one human. Scale to a hundred.

What we expect to charge when campaigns open. We're waitlist-only to start, so nothing can be booked or charged yet — join the list and the first brands in get invited first. Bigger packages cost less per mission. Subject to change before launch.

TEST$3501 Human TestOne trained human, one location, one shift. Your cheapest real-world signal.Join the waitlist
LOCAL PUSH$1,6255 Human Local PushFive missions across your neighborhood’s best venues. Enough volume to compare messages.Join the waitlist
CITY ACTIVATION$7,50025 Human City ActivationA coordinated city-wide presence across markets, gyms, campuses, and events.Join the waitlist
AT SCALE$27,500+100 Human ActivationMulti-neighborhood coverage with weekly insight reports as the network grows.Join the waitlist
STRAIGHT ANSWERS

Before you join.

Can I sign up and book humans today?

Not yet — we’re waitlist-only to start. We are preparing a small Santa Monica pilot with brands and crew businesses. Invitations depend on a suitable pilot and ready crew capacity; signup order and referrals do not guarantee access or city priority. Joining is free and doesn’t create an account or charge anything.

Who employs the people on a mission?

In our launch model, a crew partner — a local business — deploys its own staff and remains their employer, with its own payroll and insurance. Humans.Army contracts business to business. How individuals join directly will be finalized, with employment counsel, before we open it.

What does a brand pay, and when?

The pricing on this page is our planned launch pricing and may change. Nothing is charged at pre-signup. When campaigns open, you pay a deposit when you submit a campaign for review.

What won’t you run?

Anything that hides the paid relationship, unverifiable health or money claims, sweepstakes, and categories that need licensing we don’t have yet — alcohol, cannabis, tobacco and vapes, firearms, gambling, crypto, prescription drugs, and political campaigns.

Do you need a permit to hand things out on the street?

Often, yes — and it’s the brand’s responsibility. Santa Monica, the City of Los Angeles, and private venues each have rules. Humans.Army flags it on every campaign but doesn’t issue permits.

What happens to my information?

We use your pre-signup to contact you about early access, and only send other updates if you tick the box. We don’t sell it. Ask and we’ll delete it. See the Privacy Policy.

WAITLIST OPEN · SANTA MONICA FIRST

The more the world runs on software, the more a real human is worth.

We're building the network that puts them where it counts — for brands, for the businesses that employ them, and for the people themselves. Get in early and help decide where it goes first.

Join the waitlist →I have a team